I bet you don't know me @mary

My middle name:
my bday:
My favorite food:
bestfriend:
fav color:
fav song:
what i wear on my wrist:
single or taken?
where i work?

Taken @mary

6.23.11 officially taken by the guy of my dreams<3

Some ways to make yourself seem insane:) @mary

Ways:
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Slither everywhere
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Chase an imaginary tail
11. Break up with yourself
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night. 
*i found some of these on http://www.boardofwisdom.com/mailquote.asp?msgid=40103

How 2 Rock High School@mary

Money is the center of all people, fakeness is the center of all high school. -ilikeweyli

Here are my tips on loving high school.

Education:
1. Homework is a big part of high school, you probably will get at least an hour of homework a night. high school will be a success for you if you do your homework. promise!

2. STUDY! no matter how hard to worked all year, it all comes down to the finals which can be worth 25% or more of you total grade.

3. dont protastianete. be a self started and get the most important thigns done first

Social:
1. find the fake people and have nothing to do with them. fake people will lie/cheat/steal to get on top and you dont want to be associated with somebody like that. ewww

2. know where you fit in, and dont push your boundaries. people hate it when unpopular people want to become popular. be nice and friends will come your way

3. have fun, good, clean friends. know who your true friends are

i hope this helped. have any tips/tricks/ideas just comment!

love, mary

What i learned in sex ed @mary

rated PG 13- may have adult content and refrences to sexual stuff.
this content is not advised for the younger audience.

so during my freshman sex ed class i learned these things:

hiv/aids/pregnancy result from having sex

homosexual people are more likely to get hiv

condoms arent 100%

its hard to be a teen parent

be careful

haaa. i learned absoulety nothing. i knew all of this before this class so tell me why i have to take it in 7th 8th and 9th? hmmm stupiddddd.

Meaning of life.@mary

heey everybody looking for some cool ways to exsperince life to the fullest, cool quotes, and bucket list items from real people? just follow @_mybucketlist on twitter.

Update: finals, hot box && dance @mary

Heyy girls and guys.

Its mary here, the one who has hazel eyes, who is tall, and blonde. remember me?
OKAY so i have a geometry test tomorrow:)
and a geometry final on friday and monday
and a geometry end of coarse exam in 2 weeeks. YUMMM!

kera has the same thing. lammmeee

hotbox: so i am running for office (to be an officer) or a group at my high school. and me and 27 other people ran. there is 12 positions. and we have to sit in the hot box....uggg....

dance: for the formal for freshman i am going with a black man....

and thats about it...

time to go study

25 minutes studying for test tomorrow
25 minutes reading for my reading requirement
5 minutes organizing my binder.
10 minutes studying for my vocab quiz.
15 minutes studying for end of coarse exam.

it is 6 pm right now so that would mean that if i start (soon) i would be working until 7:20. not that bad. my i might need to read longer since 1000 read pages are due like in 2 weeks yumm!!

i love you and you and you
&&& jesus christ<3

lovveee marrrryyyy:)

Update of My Life- Keraa):

so im at marrys.. soo fun but i dont feel very yummy): everything is weird and upside down it feels like riht now in my life. my v-word hurts, no more soccer bc im not GOOD enough for them anymore, no date to a very thought was gonna be a great night but not to sure anymore night, no boyfriend or even close, my mom thinks im a lesbian with Marry (not true) , my tummy hurts like a beoootch!, my family think its funny that no guys like me, i guess eeryone thinks im mean when i act myself, i HAVE  to get a summer job curtousy of my mother, summer wont come soon enough, i really like a guy that wont make a move and another one that falls for all the wrong girls A.K.A whores, and i cant tell anyone this bc i really am scared of what someone would think.. ugh life!

Miss Little No Talents @mary

Hey everybody it is mary here (the one who posts a lot, the one who has hazel eyes, the girl who is random and too hyper).

anyways i have a major problem. would you all like to know about it? okay well i have no talents (sad face). i told this super hot guy that and he said you are good a piano, and the funny thing is that he is 25 times better than me:) got to love nice people. 

so sometimes i wonder what i was born to do. but i mean right now my life is focused on school, and just having fun. i dont want to cry any tears over guys, so i am just not gonna let myself fall for another disappointment guy. 

my point is that right now i dont reaaly care about if i have a talent. becuase one day when i am not exspecting it a hidden talent will hit me in the face. and it wll be the best punch ever:)

UPDATE: i amm soooo bored.

i love everybody who has a kind heart:0

<3

marry is the name

FAVORITE SONGS @mary

Drops of Jupiter- Train
Favorite Part: 
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you
Even when I know you're wrong?

Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance
Five-hour phone conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?
Don't Stop Believin- Journey
A singer in a smoky room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Born This Way- Lady Gaga
My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are
She said, 'cause He made you perfect, babe
So hold your head up, girl and you you'll go far
Listen to me when I say

I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

S&M- Rhinanna
Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me


MUSIC IS SOOO FREAKING AMAZINGG...


LOVE YOU ALL
MARY<3