Where have we been? @mary

Heey all of my beautiful bloggers, how are you this fine evening? Well this is just an update on where i have been. Too start off sorry i havent been posting very much and that is becuase i have been really busy. Mostly school stuff and guys. But that is where i have been. Soo thats it! Come back tomorrow for a new post!
Peace, mary:)

Grounded --Kera(:

so i have been grounded all Easter weekend.. its been so nice and sunny... well lucky me!! and to add salt to the wound my dad looks at me and says...
"You know this is the first weekendend i haven't seen Mary in 6 months."
Well no effing kidding yah dumb!!
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Love,
 Kera(:

So Effing Tired!! --Kera(:

Soo, me and Mary have been up since 7:15 working our butts off at the farm for an Easter celebration thing. We ate soooo many omeletes and a couple hot dogs. Yumm(: Then we followed around checking out this super hot cadet guy and his friends.. Delicious!! Soo we walked probably about 7 miles all together today.. what a work out?!?!?! Ten minutes before the event started we tried to get into Mary's  grandmas house to change our shoes but guess what happenend.... The stupid effing alarm went off soo we were standing there with the sirens buzzing trieng to guess the code then we ran away to go find her dad and everyone was staring at us. thats not even the worst part because it was alarming the WHOLE ENTIRE FARM! it was funny shoulda been there. anyways bout to go to my house and Mary is coming along(: planning on staying together all weekend should be pretty fly like a G5(;
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Love,
 Kera(:

Pain can bring people closer???? --Kera(:

soo guess what everyone...... i have a headache!!! and guess who made it go away almost>>> Quinn(:
and yesterday i was freezing!! he let me wear his jacket<3 it was like a dress but oh well
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Love,

 Kera(:

The Beautiful Art Of Peeing@mary

i really have to go pee...

Yay(: --Kera(:

Soo Finally! i think that Quinn is starting to like me! double yay! can't wait for school tomorrow!! But im gonna be soo lonely without my Mary there): thats gonna be saddddd... ugh can't wait till Tuesday so me and Mary can be in sync together!(:
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Love,

 Kera(:

Lets Play Some 20 questions:)

him: Do you wanna play 20 questions?


me: okay you start


*ugg he is taking forever to respond*
*omggg hurry the eff up*
*blahhhhh bored out of my mind, watching kate+8:)*
*oh my freakin goodness, hurry up*

him: 1. why do you like me


*ommgg i barely like you and i have no idea why i freakin like hime uggg, what should i say?*

me: reasons


*haaa sooo not gonna tell him*

him: what reasons..you have to answer


*wow since when are you the boss of me?*
*what i want to say is: because beneath all of your bullshit i see your actually a nice person*
*can i say that? or is that to meann. uggg i need keras input of coarse she is not answering her phone...*


me: becuase you are sweet and funny and cool


*ugg i hate telling people why i like them its soo annoyingg*


him: oh lol


me: so who do you like?


him: idk you tell me


*so i am done with this conversation he is very much so annoying me. soo byee!*

sadness! --Kera

Soo im going to miss my bestest friend in the whole widest of worlds Mary when she goes to vegas!! aweee!!!):
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Love,

 Kera(;

Things everybody should know @mary

Stick and stones and weed and bones<3 funny part of a good song "Paper Planes" look it up lol. i dont smoke weed fyi

Here is some facts that everybody should know:)

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. so refrigerate them:)

On average 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents. keep a good eye on your baby

Chocolate kills dogs. So keep it away the yummy

Marylyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. Nobody perfect. obviously

Yo yo's were once used as weapons. be careful

After about 9 days with no sleep you will die. get some sleep

China has more english speaking people than the united states. no comment:)

250 different kinds of bacteria are exchanged when making out. i would take that risk;)

Honey is the only food that wont go bad. Stock up:)

Most lipstick is made with fish in it. yumm

Random thoughts for the random people who read this blog:)

peace,
mary

*found this info from random websites.

How i make extra cash:) @mary

Hey all you readers out there.
this post is gonna be based around how teenagers like me can make some extra cash.
Im sure almost all the teens in this big beautiful world want some extra cash for candy, clothes, or anything we want. lol?
 OKAY so this is how i make extra cash, and about how much money i make from doing these things. Just to remind you that these prices are what people pay me, so you could make less or more.

Babysitting: probely the most famous job for teens. i babysit my neighboors who have 4 kids so i make around 10 dollars a hour.

tutoring: this may be hard for some of you people, who dont like to teach or dont have the time. but i tutor this 10 year old kid for about 20 dollars each time. soo yepp

cleaning my garage and barn: my dad pays me about 20 bucks to clean either one of those. i clean them maybe every 6 months (it dosnt get messy quick)

washing my parents car: my parents pay me about 5 bucks to clean their car. fun and easy(exclamation point)

mowing our yard: i dont get paid to do this, but sometimes i do 5 bucks sometimes

just asking for more chores: i just ask my mom for some ways to make money and she usaully has stuff she dosnt want to do.:)

these are the ways that i make money. i would love to see how other people make some extra cash:)

keep it safe,
mary <3