Wednesday, June 29, 2011

I bet you don't know me @mary

My middle name:
my bday:
My favorite food:
bestfriend:
fav color:
fav song:
what i wear on my wrist:
single or taken?
where i work?

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Some ways to make yourself seem insane:) @mary

Ways:
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Slither everywhere
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Chase an imaginary tail

11. Break up with yourself
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night
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*i found some of these on http://www.boardofwisdom.com/mailquote.asp?msgid=40103

Thursday, June 9, 2011

How 2 Rock High School@mary

Money is the center of all people, fakeness is the center of all high school. -ilikeweyli

Here are my tips on loving high school.

Education:
1. Homework is a big part of high school, you probably will get at least an hour of homework a night. high school will be a success for you if you do your homework. promise!

2. STUDY! no matter how hard to worked all year, it all comes down to the finals which can be worth 25% or more of you total grade.

3. dont protastianete. be a self started and get the most important thigns done first

Social:
1. find the fake people and have nothing to do with them. fake people will lie/cheat/steal to get on top and you dont want to be associated with somebody like that. ewww

2. know where you fit in, and dont push your boundaries. people hate it when unpopular people want to become popular. be nice and friends will come your way

3. have fun, good, clean friends. know who your true friends are

i hope this helped. have any tips/tricks/ideas just comment!

love, mary

What i learned in sex ed @mary

rated PG 13- may have adult content and refrences to sexual stuff.
this content is not advised for the younger audience.

so during my freshman sex ed class i learned these things:

hiv/aids/pregnancy result from having sex

homosexual people are more likely to get hiv

condoms arent 100%

its hard to be a teen parent

be careful

haaa. i learned absoulety nothing. i knew all of this before this class so tell me why i have to take it in 7th 8th and 9th? hmmm stupiddddd.

Meaning of life.@mary

heey everybody looking for some cool ways to exsperince life to the fullest, cool quotes, and bucket list items from real people? just follow @_mybucketlist on twitter.